Life

Twenty Five

I’ve officially been 26 for a little over 48 hours and as the hangover fades, I find myself feeling a little reflective on the past year. There was some good, some bad, some ugly and a shit ton of realizations. So without further ado, here’s a little recap of how year 25 went (don’t worry, there’s a happy ending). 

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Travel

Revenge of the Cabo Kittens

Cabo Tips Blonde and Butter

First of all, Lord Almighty it’s been a minute since I’ve blogged. I’d love to be one of those YouTubers who starts each video with “OMG, I’m so sorry I haven’t uploaded in so long. I’ve been soooooooooo busy”, but honestly, I’m just lazy (or maybe it takes me a full month to recover from vacation, who knows). 

That being said, I know my fans are absolutely DYING to hear about my Cabo trip, so here you go babes! 

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Dating

I Finally Went on a Second Date with Someone and it was Trash

This post has been a long time coming. If you’ve kept up with my online dating history, you know it’s been a weird ride. I’ve entertained myself on Bumble and experienced other weird blind dates, but my recent dating life has been pretty tame. 

Tame, excluding the hippie/trumpet player/personal trainer I went on a few dates with a few months ago. Yeah, tame isn’t exactly the right word for him. 

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Life

My Experience with Shaving my Face

If you’re a woman and you browse the Internet from time to time, you’ve probably noticed a hot beauty trend sweeping the nation. Ladies are shaving their faces. Now, I guess this has been going on since shaving was invented, but considering I’m not a beauty blogger, don’t have noticeable facial hair, and suck at adopting trends, I’m late to the party. 

Despite that, I decided to give the trend a try and shaved my entire face.

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Dating

I Increased My Dating App Age Preference to 30+ and it got Weird

Before I dive into this, I’m clearing up the obvious. Is it wrong to be on a dating app over the age of 30? The answer is no, absolutely not. If I’m still snookin’ for love in five years, you bet your ass I’ll be trolling for dudes on the Internet

That being said, something happens between 29 and 30. Dudes start wearing those sporty dad sunglasses and an overwhelming feeling of bitterness seems to creep into their dating bios. Now, this is not going to stop me from dating dudes who are at least 30, but men, you can do better than this. 

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Travel

London Part 2: Lads and Lucozade

I’ve officially been back from London for more than 10 days, so that means it’s officially time to STFU, move on with my life and plan the next adventure. If you caught part 1, you know that the beginning of the trip was filled with touristy things, sightseeing and 350 hours on buses (ugh). 

It’s time to follow me down the rabbit hole and break down the rest of the week. 

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London Part 1: Pubs, Pints and Everything Touristy

London Blonde and Butter

After a little over a week of recovering from my hangover jet lag and a cold, I’m ready to reflect on my absolutely epic trip to London town. I did a pretty dope internship across the pond back in 2012, so this mini trip felt like a long time coming. Thank the lawd Tina accompanied me and put up with my diva travel habits for an entire week. 

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